What is a place to live without beautiful surroundings...
Would you believe us if we told you this picture was taken from the back porch of one of our units?
It was! Walk out your door and experience one of the most beautiful oceanfront properties in the entire planet. It's that wonderful.
Entire books have been written about the healthful effects of living in Acme Apartments. But none of them have come close to the truth of the matter, which is that the Acme Apartments life is nothing short of transformative. That is why we are the only registered apartment complex in the United States to boast a 100% retention rate. We have never lost a tenant, and we never will.
In fact, we guarantee that if you are ever unhappy here, we will give you free rent. Yes, free rent. No strings attached. This offer has been verified with the Los Angeles BBB. Now you understand the extent to which we endorse the Acme Experience.
We do hope you come live with us. We always enjoy company! And we always vacancies! Ever since we opened we have been committed to keeping space open for anyone who might need it. That is part of the Acme Experience. When you live here, you too will understand.
...and peace and quiet?
Of course, one must be alone at times. There are plenty of places to do that, such as our Solitude Pond, pictures to the right, where you are guaranteed to not meet a singe other person. No one has met another person there since the apartment was built! That's how quiet and peaceful it is there. Are you beginning to understand? Acme Apartments is the place to live.
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